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Intro 1º Step: going to jerusalem 2º Step: waiting for jerusalem symdrome to hit pedro (pot falls on his head) 3º Step: make a miracle (Turn water to beer in a lake and revive a entire graveyard) 4º Step: become viral in social media (instagram profile with followers going up) 5º Step: new religion emerges, lots of people convert to Pedroism (News reporter style) 6º Step: pedro is killed and cruxificated and protests occur worldwide (More news reporter) 7º Step: some countries adopt pedroism and after some wars pedroism is the only religion in the world (maps + reporter) Ending: Congratulations, you are now the mesias from one mayor religion Ending(Source: me, I made it all up) 1º report: The rabbits in the countryside of Soria have changed their diets to more carbohydrates after the ate the hay from a crashed truck (Breaking news) Breaking news everybody, a man has been making miracles in Jerusalem, he is Pedro and he marks the start of a new religion, Pedroism, can we hear something about it Hank Well not much is known right now but we hear that they
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