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WE HAVE WITH US TODAY
A MAN WHO IS SO MUCH
A PART OF THE CULTURE...

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THAT HE SCARCELY NEEDS
AN INTRODUCTION.

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POOTIE TANG.
GOOD TO HAVE YOU
HERE WITH US.

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- SEPATOWN.
- POOTIE TANG, YOU'VE
HAD INCREDIBLE SUCCESS,

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AND YOU'VE HAD IT
IN A VARIETY OF FIELDS--

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MUSIC, FILMS,
MARTIAL ARTS, POTTERY.

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- HOW DO YOU DO IT ?
WHAT MAKES YOU TICK ?
- WELL, BOB, I'M A PONE TONI.

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GOT MY DILLIES
ON A PEPPATAIN.
I HEAR THAT.

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NOW, POOTIE, A LOT
OF YOUNG ARTISTS, REALLY, SAY
THAT YOU ARE THEIR INSPIRATION.

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WELL, I CAN'T SAY
THE NAY-NO, MY BROTHER.
WA-DA-TAH.

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I UNDERSTAND, THOUGH,
YOU GOT A NEW MOVIE
COMING OUT, IS THAT RIGHT ?

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YEAH. YES, IT'S CALLED
SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE.

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- WOW. AND WHO'S IN IT
BESIDES YOURSELF ?
- OH, WELL, THERE'S TRUCKY,

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UH, BAD BITTY, DIRTY DEE,

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LACEY, J.B., UH,

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BIGGIE SHORTY
AND ROBERT VAUGHN.

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YOU HAVE A CLIP
YOU'D LIKE TO SHOW US ?
YEAH, BABY.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S
TAKE A LOOK THEN
AT THIS CLIP...

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FROM POOTIE TANG'S NEW MOVIE,
SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE.

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[ Man Narrating ]
IT WAS THE YEAR 2001.

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IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES.
IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES.

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THE BIG CITY WAS THRIVING,
BUT THE INNER CITY WAS DYING.

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WHO WAS KILLING IT ?

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THIS MAN. DICK LECTER.

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THE HEAD
OF CORPORATE AMERICA.

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BUT THE PEOPLE HAD HOPE...

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BECAUSE THEY KNEW
THAT THERE WAS ONE MAN
WHO COULD FIGHT THE POWER.

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ONE MAN WHO COULD STOP
THE MADNESS.

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ONE MAN WHO COULD BEAT
DICK LECTER LIKE THE L.A.P.D.

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AND THAT MAN-- THAT MAN
WAS POOTIE TANG.

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SEE THAT GUY ?
THAT'S BAD BITTY.

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THE BADDEST DRUG DEALER
IN TOWN.

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HEY, BAD BITTY,
HERE COMES DIRTY DEE.

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* LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY
BOY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M 'BOUT *

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DIRTY BASTARD !
* STAY OUT MY WAY

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* AND KEEP MY NAME
OUT YOUR MOUTH *

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[ Narrator ]
THAT'S DIRTY DEE,
THE DIRTIEST DUDE AROUND.

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HE HANDLES
ALL OF CORPORATE AMERICA'S
DIRTY WORK.

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* BELIEVE ME YOU RECEIVIN'
SOME BODILY HARM **

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NEXT TO DIRTY DEE,
THAT'S FROGGY, THE ENFORCER.

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YO, BAD BITTY !
HOW YOU BE ?

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I'M BAD, DIRTY DEE.
YOU'RE STILL DIRTY,
I CAN SEE.

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LET'S DEAL, BABY.

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- YOU GOT YOURS ?
- FROGGY.

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IT'S DIRTY MONEY.
YOU GOT YOURS ?

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RIGHT !

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BUT HOW DO I KNOW
IF THEY ANY GOOD ?

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LET'S TEST 'EM OUT.

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HEY, KID !
COME OVER HERE !

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[ Narrator ]
THAT'S KID,
THE DUMBEST KID IN TOWN.

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WHAT YOU WANT, MISTER ?
HERE.
HAVE SOME OF THIS.

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IS IT CANDY ?
TOLD YOU.

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YEAH. IT'S THE KIND
OF CANDY THAT YOU SMOKE
OUT OF A PIPE.

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[ All Laughing ]

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PIPE CANDY.

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POOTIE TANG !

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* COME ON
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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* POOTIE TANG, BABY
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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* MOTOWN, BABY
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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* LITTLE J, Y'ALL *

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- CAPACHOW.
- YEA ! POOTIE TANG.

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DIRTY DEE, YOU A BADDY
DADDY LAMATAI TEBBY CHAI.

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GET THAT POOTIE !

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* MAKE 'EM SAY UGH

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* NA-NA, NA-NA

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* NA-NA, NA-NA
SAY UGH, UGH, UGH *

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* UGH, UGH, UGH

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* MAKE 'EM SAY UGH

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* UGH, UGH, UGH
NA-NA, NA-NA *

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* NA-NA, NA-NA
MAKE 'EM SAY UGH, UGH *

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* MAKE 'EM GO UGH, UGH

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* NA-NA, NA-NA

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** [ Continues ]

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THAT'S A CANAPAN,
ALL THE WAY DOWN.

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YOU MOTHER--

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- [ Groans ]
- SHUT UP, BITCH !

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OW ! OW !
OKAY, I QUIT.
[ Sobbing ]

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MY FACE !

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[ Laughing ]
RUN, POOTIE ! RUN !

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[ Dirty Dee ]
AW, HELL !

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COME ON !

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GET OUT ! GET OUT !
GET OUT ! OUT !

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HIYA, POOTIE TANG.

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[ Laughs ]
YEAH.

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NO CAR WASH.

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NO SOAP !
NO SOAP ! NO ! NO !

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SA DA TAY.

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* HEY, HEY

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* HEY

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* HEY, HEY, HEY

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* HEY, HEY-HEY

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'S ON THE MONEY *

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* AND HE'S MAINTAINED
HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS *

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY *

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* AND IT'S NO THANG
HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG *

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* SOMEBODY'S ON THE FLOOR

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* IT'S ANOTHER
SMOOTH-TALKIN' BROTHER *

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* EVERYBODY'S LOOKIN' AT HIM

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* AS HE PUTS HIS TIE DOWN
THE LADIES ON
THE DANCE FLOOR *

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* HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD
WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER *

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* A ONE-WOMAN MAN
AND YOU KNOW HE UNDERSTANDS *

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* CASANOVA WITH A FANCY CAR

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* YOU CAN TELL
HE'S GONNA GO ALL NIGHT *

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'S ON THE MONEY *

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* AND HE'S MAINTAINED
HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS *

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY *

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* AND IT'S NO THANG
HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG *

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* HE'S HIP TO THE CORE

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* GOT A BELT BUCKLE LOCKET
YOU KNOW WHERE HE GOT IT *

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* HE'S A PLAYER BY TRADE

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* AND YOU CAN SEE HIM
ON THE CORNER DOING BUSINESS
ON HIS TIPPI TAI *

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* [ Continues, Indistinct ]

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* HE'S THE C.E.O.
OF HIS OWN WORLD *

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* HE COMMANDS R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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* AND YOU KNOW HE'S
GOOD TO GO ALL NIGHT *

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'S ON THE MONEY *

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* AND HE'S MAINTAINED

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* HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS
HE'S GOT IT ALL *

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* HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY
AND IT'S NO THANG *

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* HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG

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* [ Continues, Indistinct ]

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* TURNIN' HEADS
CAN'T LET 'EM TAKE YA *

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* POOTIE BE PACKIN' CRYS
AND LADIES BE PAYIN' PAPER *

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* LET ME SEE YOU
DO YOUR THING *

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** [ Continues, Indistinct ]

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* TURNIN' HEADS
CAN'T LET 'EM TAKE YA *

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* POOTIE BE PACKIN' CRYS
AND LADIES BE PAYIN' PAPER *

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* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'S ON THE MONEY *

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* AND HE'S MAINTAINED
HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS *

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* HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'LL SINE YOUR PITTY *

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* AND IT'S NO THANG
HE'S THAT POOTIE TANG **

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[ Narrator ] POOTIE TANG
WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN
OUTSIDE OF GARY, INDIANA.

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AND THAT TOWN
WAS CALLED CHICAGO.

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AS HE GREW,

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EVERYONE NOTICED
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT
THE WAY POOTIE WOULD TALK.

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IT BAFFLED EVERYONE--
DOCTORS, SCIENTISTS.

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LET ME BREAK IT DOWN
TO YOU LIKE THIS.

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POOTIE TANG IS, WAS
AND WILL ALWAYS BE...

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TOO COOL FOR WORDS.

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[ Kid ] HI, POOTIE !
POOTIE TANG WAS
THE MOST POPULAR KID IN TOWN.

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WE DIDN'T ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT HE WAS SAYING,

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BUT WE ALWAYS KNEW
WHAT HE MEANT.

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LIKE I KNEW
I WAS HIS BEST FRIEND.
THAT'S ME. TRUST ME.

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YEAH, HE HAD
A SPECIAL EFFECT ON PEOPLE,

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ESPECIALLY ON THE LADIES.

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NOT GIRLS.
GROWN-ASS WOMEN.

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HIYA, POOTIE TANG.
I'M A TINE CAPPY,
MY DAMIE. WA-DA-TAH.

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ALL RIGHT, POOTIE TANG.
BUT FOR SOME
OF THE LADIES,

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POOTIE WAS JUST
TOO HOT TO HANDLE.

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DAMN YOU, POOTIE TANG !

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I CAN'T TAKE
NO MORE OF THIS !

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WHO DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE,
TREATIN' ME THIS WAY ?

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OH, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU !
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' TO YOU
WITH YOUR NAPPY HEAD !

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THIS IS IT !
I'M FINISHED WITH YOU !

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GET OUT OF MY LIFE,
POOTIE TANG !

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YOU THINK I'M JOKIN' ?
TAKE YOUR SHIT !

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TAKE YOUR SHIT AND
GET OUT, POOTIE TANG !
I'M SICK OF YOU !

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POOTIE--
POOTIE, DON'T GO.

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* JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT HER
A BRAND-NEW CAR *

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* AND YOU GOT TO LIVE
AND EAT IN A MANSION *

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* LIKE A MOVIE STAR *

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POOTIE TANG
WAS AN ONLY CHILD.

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HIS FATHER, DADDY TANG,
WORKED HARD TO RAISE
POOTIE RIGHT.

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HE HAD THIS BELT.
HE WAS SO FAST
WITH THAT BELT...

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THAT BEFORE POOTIE
COULD DO WRONG,
DADDY TANG WOULD SET HIM RIGHT.

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DON'T YOU GRAB THEM PEAS
WITHOUT ASKIN'
YOUR MAMA, BOY.

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MAY I DANE ON THE CHERRIES,
MAMA DI ?

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YES, YOU MAY, POOTIE TANG.

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NOW, THAT'S BETTER.

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YOU GOT TO HAVE RESPECT
TO GET RESPECT, POOTIE TANG.

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SO, DO YOU HAVE
ANY GIRLFRIENDS
AT SCHOOL, POOTIE ?

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AW, MAMA DI. THERE'S A SINE
TIPPI IN A CLASSI-TI.

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SHE'S A COLE TONI.

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DON'T YOU TALK DIRTY
TO YOUR MAMA, BOY.

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ALWAYS GOT YOUR HEAD
IN THEM GIRLS.

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YOU NEED TO HAVE
YOUR HEAD IN THE BOOKS.

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LEAVE THE LADIES ALONE.

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[ Narrator ]
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS.

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DADDY TANG AND HIS BELT
WAS ALWAYS THERE,

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TEACHING POOTIE THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD.

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NOW, WHEN I SAY
HE WAS ALWAYS THERE,
I MEAN HE WAS ALWAYS THERE.

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HEY, POOTIE, LET'S
STEAL SOME APPLES.

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WHEN POOTIE WAS ONLY SIX,
HIS MOTHER DIED,

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LEAVING HIM
AND HIS FATHER ALONE.

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- POOTIE WAS VERY SAD.
- I KNOW, SON.

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BUT HIS FATHER
WAS A COMFORT TO HIM.
[ Slurping ]

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DON'T SLURP YOUR SOUP
IN HERE, BOY.

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TWO WEEKS LATER,
ANOTHER TERRIBLE TRAGEDY.

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HIS FATHER WAS
FATALLY INJURED
AT THE STEEL MILL.

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WHAT THE FU--

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GORILLA !
GORILLA !

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IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

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ONLY THE THIRD TIME A MAN
HAD BEEN MAULED BY A GORILLA
AT THAT STEEL MILL.

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GORILLA ! OH !

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ON HIS DEATHBED,
DADDY TANG HAD POOTIE
MAKE A SOLEMN PROMISE.

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POOTIE,

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I KNOW
I BROUGHT YOU UP TOUGH,

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BUT THAT'S
'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

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IT'S TOUGH
OUT THERE, POOTIE.

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YOU GOT DRUGS,
CRIME, GORILLAS.

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YEAH.

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I AIN'T GONNA
BE HERE MUCH LONGER,

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SO I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU THIS.

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POOTIE,
THAT'S MY BELT.

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AS LONG AS YOU GOT IT
RIGHT ON YOUR SIDE,

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YOU COULD
WHOOP ANYONE'S ASS
WITH JUST THAT BELT.

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I KNOW
YOU LOVE THE LADIES,

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AND LORD KNOWS
THE LADIES LOVE YOU.

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DON'T LET THE LADIES
COME BETWEEN YOU
AND THE BELT.

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[ Weak Coughing ]

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[ Narrator ]
THOSE WERE DADDY TANG'S
LAST WORDS:

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00:12:56,409 --> 00:13:01,982
"DON'T LET THE LADIES
COME BETWEEN YOU
AND THE BELT."

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00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,853
BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING
ELSE ABOUT THE LADIES...

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THAT DADDY TANG FORGOT
TO TELL LITTLE POOTIE.

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- POOTIE TANG
TURNED OUT JUST FINE.
- [ Crowd ] POOTIE TANG !

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00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,064
DADDY TANG
WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD.

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00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:21,134
YEAH, POOTIE HAD IT ALL--
HIT RECORDS, MOVIES,

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00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,904
MAGAZINE COVERS,
FANCY CARS,

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00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,907
FAMOUS FRIENDS, BEAUTIFUL
CUSTOM-MADE CLOTHES...

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00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,844
AND LADIES, LADIES, LADIES.

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00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:35,315
THROUGH IT ALL, I WAS
RIGHT THERE BY HIS SIDE.
THAT'S ME. TRUCKY.

223
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,917
AND THAT'S MY MAN,
POOTIE TANG.

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POOTIE TANG.
POOTIE TANG !

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00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,222
BIG-TIME CELEBRITY,
ASS-KICKIN' CRIME FIGHTER...

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00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,891
AND ROLE MODEL
TO THE CHILDREN.

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00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:48,428
[ Announcer ]
POOTIE TANG HAS A MESSAGE
FOR THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA,

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00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:54,101
SO YOU BETTER
WAPATAH TO THE BAMMIES 'CAUSE:

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POOTIE SAYS CIGARETTES
AND FAST-FOOD BURGERS
ARE BAD LIKE NETATAI.

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00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:05,245
AND DON'T DRINK MALT LIQUOR
'CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO
'CAUSE YOU'RE OKAY.

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00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,082
SA DA TAY. ALSO, EAT
ALL YOUR VEGETABLES...

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00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:14,154
AND DON'T BANG THE DILLIES.

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00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,468
[ Trucky ]
THAT'S FRANK,
DICK LECTER'S RIGHT-HAND MAN.

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SO WHAT DO WE CARE ?

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00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,041
WE CARE BECAUSE
HE'S MAKING THESE.

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PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING
P.S.A.'s FOR YEARS.
HASN'T MADE A DIFFERENCE.

237
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,650
EDDIE, UH, HIT ME
WITH THOSE FIGURES.

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00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,954
UH, SINCE THE INCEPTION
OF POOTIE TANG'S
P.S.A. CAMPAIGN,

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SALES OF LECTER BURGERS
ARE DOWN 30 PERCENT,

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LECTER CIGARETTES
DOWN 20 PERCENT...

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00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,262
AND LECTER WHISKEY,

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00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,696
ALMOST OUT OF BUSINESS.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME, SOMEBODY'S
GETTING TO THESE KIDS,
AND IT'S KILLING US.

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IT'S KILLING US.

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00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,973
IT'S KILLING US.

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00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,442
[ Rings ]

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HELLO, MR. LECTER.

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00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:20,653
FRANK, I HAVE
A JOB FOR YOU.
YES, SIR.

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00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,423
I TELL YOU, MAN,
POOTIE TANG IS ONE
BAD BROTHER, MAN.

250
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:27,660
[ Trucky ]
THAT'S J.B. AND LACEY.
WE MAKE UP POOTIE'S CREW.

251
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,731
POOTIE TANG WILL DRAW YOU
A PICTURE OF HOW HE'S
GONNA KICK YOUR ASS...

252
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,467
THEN MAIL IT TO YOU
TEN DAYS IN ADVANCE.

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00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,469
THE PICTURE
GETS THERE, RIGHT ?

254
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,438
YOU GO,
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?"

255
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,009
THEN POOTIE TANG
KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR,
PROMPTLY KICKS YOUR ASS,

256
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,977
AND YOU STILL WON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

257
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,314
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
HE IS A KICK-ASS ARTISTE.
YES.

258
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,682
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ?
HE LIKE THE DA VINCI
OF ASS-KICKING.

259
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,653
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF GOOD.
POOTIE TANG, THE DA VINCI
OF ASS-KICKING.

260
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,189
AW, MAN, POOTIE TANG
WHOOP YOUR ASS SO BAD...

261
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,058
THAT YOU COULD
WRITE IT OFF ON YOUR TAXES.

262
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:02,062
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GOT RIGHT HERE,
ASS-WHOOPING NUMBER ONE,

263
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,463
ASS-WHOOPING NUMBER TWO.

264
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,665
THIS RIGHT HERE,
YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT OFF.
THAT'S JUST GETTIN' BEAT UP.

265
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:11,004
I LIKE TO ALSO ADD
THAT POOTIE TANG CAN
KICK SOME ASS TOO, BOY.

266
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:15,342
OH, HERE COME
POOTIE TANG NOW. HEY !
POOTIE TANG ! ALL RIGHT !

267
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,678
WE WAS JUST TALKIN'
ABOUT YOU.
ALL RIGHT, POOTIE TANG !

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00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,581
POOTIE TANG, HEY, MAN,
YOU GOING TO BIGGIE SHORTY'S
PARTY TOMORROW, MAN ?

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00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,484
[ Trucky ]
I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERIN'
WHO IS BIGGIE SHORTY.

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00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,188
* BIGGIE SHORTY

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00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,223
I'M BIGGIE SHORTY.

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00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,724
* BIGGIE, BABY

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00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,061
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT ME AND POOTIE TANG.

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* SEPATAI

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SINCE THE VERY DAY WE MET,
I KNEW POOTIE WAS TO BE MY MAN.

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00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,602
* YEAH, BABY

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00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,239
I KNEW ALL I HAD
TO DO WAS WAIT...

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00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,376
* WA-DA-TAH *

279
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:53,246
AND ONE DAY ALL THAT BULLSHIT
WOULD CATCH UP WITH POOTIE...

280
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,248
AND HE WOULD BE MINE.

281
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,051
HEY, MAN, YOU GOING
TO BIGGIE SHORTY'S
PARTY TOMORROW, MAN ?

282
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,520
RANACAN.
WHOO !
HA-HA !

283
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:05,458
WE GONNA PARTY TOMORROW, MAN.
THERE'S GONNA BE
SOME BITCHES IN THERE.

284
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:11,231
YOU RIGHT. YOU RIGHT.
RESPECT THE WOMEN.
RESPECT THE WOMEN.

285
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:19,539
WHOO ! LOOK AT THAT CAR !
[ Trucky ]
DAMN THAT CAR BIG !

286
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,110
AND LONG
LIKE AN OLD SNAKE.

287
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,079
MAN, THAT CAR'S SO BIG,
IT'S GOT ITS OWN SKY.

288
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,615
IT'S BIG TOO.
WHOO !

289
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,452
KEEP IT RUNNING.
YES, SIR.

290
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,287
HIYA, FELLAS. WHOO !

291
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,157
KINDA HOT FOR
A HOOTENANNY, HUH ?
YOU HEAR THAT ?

292
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,727
A HOOTENANNY ?
WHAT THE HELL IS
A DAMN HOOTENANNY ?

293
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,796
I'M A-- I'M LOOKING
FOR, UH, POOTIE TANG.

294
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,167
POOTIE TANG ?
WHAT YOU WANT
WITH POOTIE TANG ?

295
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,703
UM, I-I NEED
TO TALK TO HIM.

296
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,706
[ Clears Throat ]
ALL RIGHT, UH,
LOOK, POOTIE.

297
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,676
I'M A REPRESENTATIVE
OF LECTER CORP.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS ?

298
00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,147
GREAT.
WELL, UH, DICK LECTER,

299
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,683
THE C.E.O., MIND YOU,
OF LECTER CORP.,
HE LIKES YOU.

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00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,787
HE LIKES YOU, POOTIE,
AND HE WANTS TO MAKE YOU
A VERY RICH, RICH MAN.

301
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,159
I HAVE A CONTRACT HERE
FOR POOTIE TO ENDORSE.

302
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,627
TASTY HEAVY
PORK CHUNK CEREAL.

303
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,697
IT'S DELICIOUS.
IT'S A WONDERFUL PRODUCT.
KIDS LOVE IT.

304
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:23,270
AND KIDS LOVE YOU.
WE JUST WANNA PUT
THAT TOGETHER.

305
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,438
NAH, DI.

306
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,607
THAT'S A CANAPAN
TO THE SEMACHAI.

307
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,143
I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU
HOW MUCH IT PAYS, POOTIE.

308
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,213
TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS
TO SIGN WITH US
FOR JUST ONE YEAR.

309
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,483
OH, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
POOTIE ?

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00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,353
I GOT TO SAY
THE NAY-NO, MY BROTHER.
WA-DA-TAH.

311
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:45,225
WA-DA-TAH ?
HOW DO YOU SAY THE NAY-NO
TO 20 MILLION ? WHY ?

312
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:48,728
MAYBE POOTIE
DON'T WANNA SIGN BECAUSE
HE KNOWS YOU'RE FULL OF IT.

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00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,466
YEAH. FIRST OF ALL,
HE KNOWS THAT CEREAL'S
FULL OF SUGAR.

314
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,536
AND NUMBER TWO,
THAT'S NOT ALL
THAT YOU GUYS SELL.

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00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:01,908
YOU SELL CIGARETTES, WHISKEY,
BAD TIME BURGERS, SWITCHBLADES.

316
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:06,746
AND IT ALSO SAYS RIGHT HERE
THAT YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE
POOTIE DOING P.S.A.'s...

317
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,716
TELLING THE KIDS TO EAT
HEALTHY AND TO BE SMART.

318
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,718
WELL, SURE, EXCLUSIVITY
GOES WITHOUT SAYING.

319
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:15,888
I'M SURE YOUR
UGLY INTENTIONS
GO WITHOUT SAYING.

320
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,558
TAKE A WALK,
MONEY MAN.

321
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:26,733
SEE, MY DAMIE,
POOTIE TANG DON'T
WA-DA-TAH TO THE SHAMA COW...

322
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,737
'CAUSE THAT'S A CAMA
CAMA LEEPA-CHAIII, DIG ?

323
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:35,708
HEY, TANG,
TO YOU, THEY'RE CHILDREN.
TO ME, THEY'RE DOLLAR SIGNS.

324
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,212
DOH !

325
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248
- OOH !
- COVER YOUR GRILL.

326
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,515
SA DA TAY !

327
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,419
POOTIE !
POOTIE TANG !

328
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,756
AW, MAN !

329
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,525
YOU FUNNY, MAN.
YOU ARE A FUNNY MAN.

330
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,993
YOU'S A WILD BOY.

331
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,729
[ Trucky ]
POOTIE SMACKED THE TASTE
OUT OF FRANK'S MOUTH.

332
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,566
OH, MAN, THAT
WAS FUNNY TO US. HA-HA !

333
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:04,737
BUT THERE WAS ONE MAN
WHO WAS NOT LAUGHING AT ALL.

334
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:08,941
POOTIE TANG GOES OUT THERE
AND MAKES EVERYBODY LOVE HIM.

335
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,845
HE TELLS THEM
NOT TO BUY MY PRODUCTS.

336
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,815
HE STEALS FROM ME.

337
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,750
AND WHAT DO I DO ?

338
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:23,323
I SAY TAKE MY MONEY. HERE.
TAKE IT. FINE. HUH ?

339
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,857
AND HE SAYS NO.

340
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,560
[ Trucky ]
I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING,
WHO IS THIS BITCH HERE ?

341
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,730
THAT'S IREENIE,
DICK LECTER'S MAIN SQUEEZE...

342
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,633
AND THE MOST DANGEROUS
WOMAN ON THE PLANET.

343
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:37,270
NOW, SHE DON'T LOOK IT,
BUT SHE CAN BRING
ANY MAN DOWN.

344
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,773
I KNOW WHAT MAKES
POOTIE TANG...

345
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:46,446
TICK, TOCK, TICK.

346
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:51,918
** [ R&B Instrumental ]

347
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:04,497
THAT'S COOL.
ALL RIGHT.

348
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:09,268
CUT THE DRUMS TOO.

349
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,838
** [ Stops ]

350
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,375
[ Man ]
IT'S ALL GONE NOW, POOTIE.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO ?

351
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,278
LEPATIME.

352
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,883
WHAT'S HE GOT
ON HIS MIND ?

353
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,753
WE'RE STARTING
FROM SCRATCH, I GUESS.

354
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,655
POOTIE KNOWS
WHAT POOTIE DO.

355
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,591
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

356
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,696
OKAY, POOTIE,
I'LL PLAY BACK THE LEVELS
THE WAY YOU SET THEM.

357
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:40,500
NO INSTRUMENTS, NO VOCALS,
NO LEVELS, EVERYTHING SILENT.

358
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,002
SET IT ON ME. BLEED.

359
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:08,395
POOTIE DON'T NEED NO WORDS.
DON'T EVEN NEED NO MUSIC.

360
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:13,466
WHOA !

361
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,910
WE HAVE GOT A HIT, BABY.

362
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,379
I LIKE IT.
EVERYBODY SEEMS
TO LIKE IT.

363
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,948
BUT RIGHT NOW
I GOT SOMETHIN'
I KNOW YOU ALL GONNA LIKE.

364
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,918
WE GOT THE WORLD PREMIERE
FROM POOTIE TANG,

365
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,454
AND YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA
BE OUT OF THIS WORLD.

366
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,457
THAT'S RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU
ALL LOVED HIS LAST RECORD,

367
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,759
"SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE."

368
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,462
WELL, YOU ALL GONNA
LOVE THIS NEW ONE.

369
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,997
THE NEW ONE IS CALLED--

370
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:50,437
SO LET'S LISTEN UP
TO THE NEW RECORD
BY POOTIE TANG CALLED--

371
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,940
FROM POOTIE TANG.

372
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,777
[ No Sound ]

373
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,689
OH, YEAH.

374
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,661
AH.

375
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:21,100
* UH, UH, UH-UH *

376
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,938
DAMN, THIS IS GOOD !
THIS IS GOOD !

377
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,107
MAN, POOTIE DONE
DID IT AGAIN !

378
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,643
POOTIE TOO GOOD !
POOTIE TOO GOOD !

379
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:33,546
POOTIE TOO GOOD !
POOTIE TOO GOOD !

380
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:41,521
TURN THAT NOISE DOWN,
DAMN IT !

381
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:53,966
LEGENDARY POOTIE TANG
HAS DONE IT ONCE AGAIN
WITH HIS NEW SONG ENTITLED--

382
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,803
ALREADY CONSIDERED
ONE OF THE GREATEST HITS
OF ALL TIME.

383
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,639
[ Woman ] THIS WAS
THE SCENE EARLIER TODAY...
OH, YOU ARE SO FINE.

384
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,373
AS FANS MOBBED POOTIE TANG
IN THE STREETS,

385
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:06,613
MANY SAYING THEY HADN'T HEARD
AN ARTIST THIS PROFOUND
SINCE AL B. SURE.

386
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,048
I LOVE YOU !

387
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:12,819
[ Speaking Gibberish ]

388
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:16,823
** [ Hip-Hop ]
OOH, POOTIE WAS
BLOWIN' UP NOW.

389
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,859
WE TALKIN' BIG. I MEAN,
WE TALKIN' "MACARENA" BIG.

390
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:22,995
WE TALKIN'
ELECTRIC SLIDE BIG.

391
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:26,065
WE'RE TALKIN' BENTLEYS
AND DRINKIN' CRYS BIG,

392
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:27,233
GIRLS IN BIKINI THONGS BIG.

393
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:31,137
EVERYBODY WANT
A PIECE OF POOTIE.
YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN' ?

394
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,706
[ Crowd Shouting ]

395
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:37,043
HERE WE GO, BABY.
COME ON. GET UP HERE.

396
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,755
AIIGHT !
[ Laughing ]

397
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,591
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.

398
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,927
WE GOT POOTIE TANG
IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

399
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,997
COME ON UP, POOTIE.
COME ON.

400
00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,032
I NEED YOU TO SING
A SONG WITH ME.

401
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,934
BELOVED.

402
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,272
I LOVE YOU,
POOTIE TANG. DAMN.

403
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:10,677
THAT'S A BATU SHANE,
MY TELLIE. WA-DA-TAH.

404
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,613
* I'M

405
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:17,684
* FALLING IN LOVE
WITH YOU *

406
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:21,120
* BECAUSE YOU ARE
MY MAN SO RIGHT *

407
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:26,993
* TIPPI TAI ON MY CAPA-TOWN

408
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,762
* AND I'M

409
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,631
* OH, YEAH

410
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:35,702
* THINKING
OF ONLY YOU *

411
00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:40,139
* BECAUSE YOU MOVE ME
SO RIGHT *

412
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,041
* MANATINE BITTY

413
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,643
* ALL AROUND MY DAMIE

414
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,979
* SHIMMY
NA NA NA, NA-NA-NA *

415
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,181
[ Scattered Screams ]
* I FEEL YOU

416
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,084
* ALL ON ME, BABY

417
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:55,988
* I WANT YOU
I WANT YOU, BABY *

418
00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:59,726
* SHIMMY
NA NA NA, NA-NA-NA *

419
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,327
* SHIMMY NA NA

420
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,363
* WHOA, YEAH, YEAH

421
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,999
[ Pootie ]
* LEPATIME

422
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:10,069
* ON MY CLAMMY DEES

423
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:12,004
* PENATIINE

424
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,806
* ON MY DAMIE KINGS

425
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,141
* I'MA CRY THE POOSTER

426
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:20,847
* I'MA CRY
THE POOSTER **

427
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:26,753
POOTIE TANG
UP IN THIS JOINT TONIGHT.

428
00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:32,124
POOTIE TANG !

429
00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:58,951
OH, POOTIE !
[ Screams ]

430
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:03,690
[ Screaming Continues ]

431
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,258
I LOVE YOU.
I WANT YOU.

432
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,661
OH, TAKE ME WITH YOU.
PLEASE, POOTIE.

433
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:12,131
POOTIE, PLEASE.
PLEASE. OH !

434
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,967
WAIT ! OH ! POOTIE !

435
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,203
WAIT ! OH ! OH !

436
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,972
OH, POOTIE, I LOVE YOU.

437
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,141
I WANT YOU.
I LOVE YOU, POOTIE.

438
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:25,945
PLEASE !
[ Screams ]

439
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,827
UH--

440
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,361
POOTIE ?

441
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:47,299
DON'T LEAVE ME OUT HERE
IN MY LONESOME.

442
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,037
GIVE A GIRL SOMETHING !

443
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,774
IT'S NOT RIGHT.

444
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:19,732
[ Trucky ]
WHOO ! SHE'S FINE !
WHY DID POOTIE PASS THAT UP ?

445
00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:23,202
'CAUSE SHE'S CRAZY.
LOOK AT HER, LICKING MILK
OUT OF A BOWL.

446
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:29,341
* OH, POOTIE TANG
YOU GONNA SINE THAT PITTY
POOTIE TANG **

447
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:36,082
BIGGIE SHORTY.
POOTIE TANG !

448
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:40,319
- ALL RIGHT !
- BATA SHANE, MY DILLIE ?

449
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,354
SAME AS ALWAYS, BABY.

450
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,356
YOU COME BY TOMORROW.

451
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:48,327
WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY !

452
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,164
TALK ABOUT
ALL THE SISTERS AND ME.

453
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:55,101
YOU GONNA BE THERE ?
WA-DA-TAH.

454
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,970
ALL RIGHT, POOTIE !

455
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,808
POOTIE TANG !

456
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,282
HOLA, GUAPO.

457
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,252
HEY, YOUNG BOYS.

458
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:18,190
HEY, LOOK AT HER, MAN.

459
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:21,127
PINK LADY. MMM !

460
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,930
PULL UP, MAN. PULL UP.
SHH.

461
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,932
PULL UP !

462
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:29,568
[ Excited Laughter ]

463
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:36,375
[ Laughing Continues ]

464
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:42,781
HUH ? WHAT YOU WANT ?

465
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,957
- YOU WANT SOMETHIN' ?
- YES, BABY, I WANT IT.

466
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,892
WHAT YOU WANT ?

467
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:56,495
I WANT YOU TO DO
THE TWO OF US.

468
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,899
HOW MUCH ?

469
00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:03,369
HEY, BABY,
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ?

470
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,872
JUST 'CAUSE A GIRL
LIKE TO DRESS FANCY...

471
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,874
AND STAND ON A STREET CORNER
NEAR SOME WHORES,

472
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,142
YOU AUTOMATICALLY
THINK SHE'S HOOKING ?

473
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,078
WOULDN'T YOU ?

474
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,880
NO, I WOULDN'T.

475
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,582
I'M A LADY,
YOU-- YOU GREASY BASTARD.

476
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:20,953
** [ Hip-Hop ]

477
00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:24,924
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.
YEAH. Y.A. D.P.G.
NATE DOGG.

478
00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:28,928
OH, YEAH ! POOTIE TANG
AND HIS BOYS ARE HERE !

479
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,963
DOG POUND !
* BETTER KNOW
THAT I'M WORKIN' TONIGHT *

480
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:35,201
* BETTER KNOW I'LL BE
HITTIN' THEM DRAWERS *
* I'LL BE HITTING THEM DRAWERS
*

481
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:37,203
* AIN'T NO MYSTERY
I DO IT RIGHT *

482
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:40,172
* I GOT HER SCREAMIN'
COMING BACK FOR MORE *

483
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:43,475
YO, MAN,
A BIGGIE SHORTY PARTY
IS EXCLUSIVE, MAN.

484
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,945
THEY DON'T LET NOBODY
IN A BIGGIE SHORTY PARTY.

485
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:49,215
THEY GOT A LINE
AROUND THE BLOCK.
AIN'T NOBODY IN, MAN.

486
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,584
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
NOBODY WE KNOW CAN
GET IN THIS PARTY, MAN.

487
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,888
THEY DON'T LET NO LIGHT IN.
THEY DON'T LET
NO ELECTRICITY IN.

488
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:58,490
THEY DON'T LET NO WATER IN.
THEY DON'T LET NO AIR IN.

489
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:02,628
AIR IS RIGHT NOW GOING,
"HEY, MAN, I'M AIR.
I'M ON THE LIST. LET ME IN."

490
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:06,098
AND THEY WON'T LET AIR IN.
AND YOU KNOW AIR GETS IN
EVERYWHERE.

491
00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:09,568
THAT'S HOW EXCLUSIVE
A BIGGIE SHORTY PARTY IS.

492
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,906
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ?
IT'S HARD TO GET IN TOO.

493
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,376
I HATE YOU !

494
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,612
[ Girl ]
GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY !

495
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:25,584
GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY !
GO, TRUCKY ! GO, TRUCKY !

496
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,554
GO, TRUCKY !

497
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:40,933
PRETTY GIRL. PRETTY GIRL.

498
00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:44,036
WHERE YOU GO, GIRL ?

499
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:50,509
POOTIE, YOU ARE
THE SEXIEST BASTARD
ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

500
00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,012
YEAH.
I TELL YOU, THOUGH.

501
00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,248
SOMEDAY I'M GONNA GET ME
A PIECE OF YOU MYSELF.

502
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,250
SEPATOWN.

503
00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,986
SEPATOWN, MY ASS.

504
00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:03,122
YOU GONNA BE INSIDE
OF A BED WITH ME SOMEDAY.

505
00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:09,195
YOU MARK MY WORDS,
YOU SKINNY, WONDERFUL MAN.

506
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,730
PRETTY GIRL !

507
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,732
PRETTY GIRL !

508
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,202
SEXY !

509
00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:19,705
PRETTY GIRL ?
PRETTY GIRL !

510
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:23,475
HOW DOES A WOMAN
GET TO YOU ANYWAY ?

511
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,512
IT'S LIKE A STATE SECRET.

512
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:30,182
HOW TO BED POOTIE TANG.

513
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:32,218
ALL RIGHT,
GET OFF HIM ALREADY.

514
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:36,522
HE DON'T WANT
NONE OF YOUR MESS.
PUTA.

515
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:42,161
I TELL YOU WHAT, POOTIE.

516
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:45,697
SOMEDAY YOU GONNA MEET
YOUR MATCH IN A WOMAN.

517
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:50,202
SOMEDAY YOU GONNA MEET
THE DARTH VADAR OF T AND A.

518
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:54,706
SOME WOMAN'S
GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
AND LOVE YOU TO DEATH...

519
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,543
AND THEN YOU GONNA BE
LYING IN THE DUMPSTER...

520
00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,746
DONE BANGED TO DEATH
BY THE DARK SIDE OF LOVE.

521
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:05,251
AND ON THAT DAY, POOTIE,

522
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,520
I'M GONNA BE THERE.

523
00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:14,193
AND I'M GONNA MAKE
SWEET LOVE TO YOU.

524
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:16,162
SEXY GIRL !

525
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:17,696
DAMN, MAN.
OH, I'M SORRY.

526
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:21,233
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
SOMEBODY ELSE, MAN.
I'M SORRY.

527
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:25,437
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I'M SORRY.

528
00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:31,009
DAMN. I DIDN'T GET
YOUR NAME, DID I ?

529
00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,414
DAMN. DO I KNOW YOU ?

530
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,583
DO YOU WANT ME
TO PULL YOUR LEGS OFF ?

531
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,718
PARDON ME ?
YOU WANNA MAKE OUT ?

532
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:43,822
UH, I MIGHT ENJOY THAT.
I JUST MIGHT ENJOY THAT.

533
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:50,596
I MIGHT ENJOY THAT.
YOU KNOW, I JUST
MIGHT ENJOY THAT.

534
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:55,033
OOH, OOH ! OH !
[ Screams ]

535
00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,839
OH ! OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.

536
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,542
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE !

537
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:07,246
LOOK HERE. CALL ME A SISSY,
BUT YOU NEED TO STOP, BABY.

538
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,248
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART.
YOU'RE KILLING ME.

539
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,250
YOU WANT ME TO STOP ?
WELL, YES, I DO.

540
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:15,087
OKAY, THEN,
YOU TELL ME SOMETHING.

541
00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:18,757
WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW ?
WHAT'S POOTIE'S SECRET ?

542
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,461
OH. OH.
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.

543
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:25,464
[ Trucky ]
NOW, I WOULD NEVER DO
ANYTHING TO HURT POOTIE TANG.

544
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:29,768
BUT LIKE I SAID,
IREENIE KNEW HOW
TO BREAK A BROTHER DOWN.

545
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:33,239
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
YOU CAN'T ? ALL RIGHT.

546
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:36,108
[ Screams ]

547
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,777
WHOO ! WHOO !

548
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,679
OKAY, WAIT.
I'LL TELL YOU.

549
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,882
I'LL TELL YOU.
I'LL TELL YOU.
I'LL TELL YOU.

550
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,518
IT'S THE BELT.
IT'S THE BELT.

551
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,720
IT'S-IT'S-IT'S MAGICAL.

552
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:53,659
HE CAN KICK
ANYBODY'S ASS
WITH THAT DAMN BELT.

553
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:01,500
FREEZE, SUCKER !

554
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:06,672
YEAH.
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY,
YOU FANCY PANTS BASTARD,

555
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,508
OR I'LL STICK THIS
IN YOU DEEP.

556
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,211
WA-DA-TAH,
MY DAMIE.

557
00:35:12,244 --> 00:35:17,649
HEY, I'M NOT YOUR DAMIE.
NOW, GIVE ME YOUR CASH.
I KNOW YOU GOT IT.

558
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:24,756
HEY, I TOLD YOU
TO BACK OFF !

559
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,236
POOTIE.
HEY, POOTIE.
TRUCKY.

560
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,938
POOTIE,
THE CRAZIEST THING
JUST HAPPENED TO ME.

561
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:44,176
I'M IN THE CLUB, MAN.
I'M-- POOTIE, LOOK OUT.

562
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:49,848
BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
BANG ! BANG ! BANG !

563
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:55,287
BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
[ Groans ]

564
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:03,762
POOTIE ?
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL ?

565
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,398
[ Sobbing ]

566
00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:08,934
KAYED A BROTHER, DI.

567
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,270
KAYED A BROTHER, DI !

568
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,805
I'M A SHAMEY DAY !

569
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,908
I'M A SHAMEY DAY !

570
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:21,780
OH, IT HURTS POOTIE
TO KILL A MAN,

571
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,416
BUT HE KNOWS
HE'S GOT TO DO IT.

572
00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:27,219
BUT IT HURTS HIM
SO BAD...

573
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,255
TO RIGHT THOSE WRONGS.

574
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,290
MY MAN POOTIE TANG !

575
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:34,860
[ Siren Wailing ]

576
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,897
[ Sobbing Continues ]

577
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:42,534
COME BACK
ON THE BETTIE TAI !

578
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:45,571
COME BACK ON
THE BETTIE TAI !

579
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,974
COME BACK
ON THE BETTIE TAI !

580
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,444
HUH ? HUH ?

581
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,947
POOTIE TANG ?

582
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:59,251
HEY, ALL RIGHT,
MY DAMIE.

583
00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:03,722
NOW, WHY DIDN'T TRUCKY
TELL POOTIE THAT HE TOLD
IREENIE ALL HIS BUSINESS ?

584
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:04,923
JUST RUNNIN' HIS MOUTH.

585
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:08,560
I GUESS WHEN YOU SEE A MAN
BEING BROUGHT BACK
FROM THE DEAD,

586
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,496
YOU FORGET SHIT.

587
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,499
OR MAYBE YOU JUST
A DUMB-ASS.

588
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:23,642
[ Trucky ]
STOP THE MOVIE. REMEMBER WHEN
DADDY TANG TOLD LITTLE POOTIE--

589
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:27,579
DON'T LET THE LADIES
COME BETWEEN YOU
AND THE BELT.

590
00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:32,050
WELL, WHAT DADDY TANG
FORGOT TO TELL POOTIE
WAS ABOUT HIS ONLY WEAKNESS:

591
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,752
HO'S.

592
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,021
EVEN POOTIE TANG'S BELT
WAS NO MATCH FOR IREENIE.

593
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:40,025
YOU CAN'T BEAT
A HO' WITH A BELT.
THEY LIKE THAT SHIT.

594
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:44,730
* THAT GIRL IS POISON

595
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:51,837
* THAT GIRL IS POISON

596
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,772
* POISON *

597
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:58,810
I'M SORRY.
DID MY CART HIT YOUR CART ?

598
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:04,550
OH. I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

599
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:13,925
DID I HURT YOU ?

600
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,728
OH, WHAT A DRAG.

601
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:19,365
AGAIN, I AM...

602
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:22,834
VERY SORRY !

603
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:34,680
* IF I WERE YOU
I'D TAKE PRECAUTION *

604
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:38,950
* BEFORE I STEP TO MEET
A FLY GIRL *

605
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:45,457
** [ Continues ]

606
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:49,395
[ Ireenie ]
POOTIE, WILL YOU DO
SOMETHING FOR ME ?

607
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:53,465
WILL YOU DO SOMETHING
FOR ME ?

608
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,870
SIGN YOUR PRETTY NAME.

609
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,844
SIGN IT.

610
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:09,581
SIGN IT. SIGN IT.

611
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,618
SIGN IT.

612
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,761
HE SIGNED IT.

613
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,469
HE SIGNED IT.

614
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:33,472
HE SIGNED IT.
OH, GOD.

615
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:37,476
SIGNED IT ?
NICE JOB, IREENIE.

616
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,778
YOU'RE A DAMN GENIUS, BABY.
UH-HUH.

617
00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,781
"I, POOTIE TANG, DO SURRENDER
TO LECTER CORP...

618
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:46,051
ALL THE RIGHTS TO
MY IMAGE AND LIKENESS."

619
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,986
NO.
OH, YES, YES.

620
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,422
"I WILL WHOLEHEARTEDLY
ENDORSE ALL LECTER
CORP. PRODUCTS...

621
00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:52,791
"AND WILL DO MY BEST
TO CONVINCE THE CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD...

622
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,126
"THAT THE ABOVE MENTIONED
ARE ALL CLEAN, SAFE...

623
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,829
AND SHOULD BE BOUGHT
AND USED BY ALL OF THEM."

624
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:01,199
NO, NOT
THE TIPPI TAIS, NO.

625
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,903
NO, NO. YOU ARE PART
OF THE CORPORATION,
JUST LIKE US.

626
00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:08,006
THOUGHT YOU COULD STAY
OUT OF IT, HUH ?

627
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:12,744
WELCOME ABOARD,
POOTIE TANG.

628
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,080
ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING, MY FRIEND ?

629
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:19,751
ARE YOU ?
I'VE GOT IT ALL NOW.

630
00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:23,555
SHOCKING NEWS TODAY
AS BELOVED POOTIE TANG
HAS AGREED TO ENDORSE...

631
00:40:23,589 --> 00:40:26,825
SEVERAL CONTROVERSIAL
PRODUCTS FOR LECTER CORP.,

632
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,794
THE INFAMOUS
GIANT CORPORATION.

633
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:31,697
YO, FELLAS,
SOMETHIN' ON THE TV
ABOUT POOTIE TANG.

634
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,799
EVEN MY KIDS, MAN,
LOOKED UP TO HIM.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

635
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:37,936
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT DAD
LIKE THEY LOOK AT HIM.

636
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:40,772
BUT NOW SINCE HE CROSSED,
MAN, MY LITTLE--

637
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,808
MY LITTLE MAN CAME UP
TO ME THE OTHER DAY
AND WAS LIKE,

638
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,776
"MAN, HOW COULD HE DO
THAT BULLSHIT, MAN ?

639
00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:47,045
[ Beep ] THAT [ Beep ]"
I'M LOOKIN' AT HIM
LIKE, "WHOA."

640
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:51,517
[ Speaking Spanish ]

641
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:55,687
[ Continues In Spanish ]

642
00:40:56,722 --> 00:41:01,026
POOTIE TANG HAS MADE
MY CHILDREN CRY.
I'LL NOT SUPPORT HIM ANYMORE.

643
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:04,029
LECTER CORP.
EFFECTIVELY OWNS
THE NAME POOTIE TANG,

644
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:07,833
HIS IMAGE AND ALL COPYRIGHTS
THAT GO ALONG WITH IT.

645
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:09,234
MR. LECTER !
MR. LECTER !

646
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:12,971
MR. TANG HAS AGREED
TO DO SEVERAL COMMERCIALS
ENDORSING OUR SNEAKERS,

647
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:16,642
FOOD PRODUCTS AND
CIGARETTES, WHISKEY, MACE,
SWITCHBLADES, RAT POISON.

648
00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,510
[ Woman ]
MR. LECTER,
CAN WE HAVE A STATEMENT--

649
00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:21,046
* WHY YOU SELL OUT,
POOTIE **

650
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:25,183
POOTIE ?
OH, NO !

651
00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:27,152
YOU KNOW, BIGGIE SHORTY,
I GOT TO SAY,

652
00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:30,722
I ALWAYS HAD
A HIGH OPINION
OF POOTIE TANG.

653
00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:33,592
BUT THE WAY THINGS
ARE GOING NOW,
NOT ONLY HAS HE SOLD OUT,

654
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,594
HE'S SCRAPING
THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

655
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:39,130
POOTIE TANG WAS DRUGGED
BY THAT CRAZY-ASS IREENIE.

656
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,733
- HAVEN'T YOU BEEN
WATCHIN' THE MOVIE ?
- AND THAT'S WHAT DISTURBS ME.

657
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:45,136
HE'S OUT THERE
TELLING KIDS
NOT TO GO TO SCHOOL,

658
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,938
TO EAT FAST FOOD,
TO DO DRUGS.

659
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:50,776
THIS IS NOT THE POOTIE TANG
I THOUGHT I KNEW
AND I USED TO ADMIRE.

660
00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:54,613
- POOTIE TANG-- HE WOULD
NEVER TELL KIDS LIKE THAT.
- YOU'RE IN DENIAL.

661
00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,848
HE'S OUT THERE DOING DIRT
TO HIS OWN REPUTATION.
LOOK.

662
00:41:56,882 --> 00:42:00,619
- YOU DON'T KNOW POOTIE TANG.
- I DON'T KNOW POOTIE TANG ?

663
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,654
BELIEVE ME,
I KNOW POOTIE TANG,

664
00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,756
AND THIS IS NOT
THE POOTIE TANG
I THOUGHT I KNEW.

665
00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:08,093
YOU KNOW WHAT ? I THOUGHT
A MAN OF YOUR STATURE
WOULD HAVE BETTER SENSE...

666
00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:11,296
THAN TO FALL
FOR NO MESS LIKE THAT.

667
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:14,900
[ Sighs ]
LOOK, THIS THING
HAS ALL FALLEN APART.

668
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:18,737
THE MAN USED
TO BE ADMIRED BY PEOPLE
OF ALL WALKS OF LIFE.

669
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,606
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?

670
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,810
IF THE WORLD IS GONNA
FALL FOR THIS MESS
ABOUT MY POOTIE TANG,

671
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,978
THEN MAYBE THE WORLD
DON'T DESERVE POOTIE TANG.

672
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:30,816
WHAT DO YOU THINK
POOTIE TANG NEEDS
AT THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE ?

673
00:42:30,849 --> 00:42:33,218
HE JUST NEEDS SOME
OF MY GOOD LOVIN'...

674
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,021
AND HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

675
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,189
- YOU WATCH.
- I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.

676
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,726
- I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
- YEAH, WE'LL SEE.

677
00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:42,794
YEAH, WE'LL SEE.
THAT'S RIGHT.

678
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:45,697
WATCH.
I WILL.

679
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:50,969
* YOU USED TO BE A HERO

680
00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:56,074
* NOW YOU'RE JUST
A BIG, FAT ZERO **

681
00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:58,977
[ Trucky ]
POOTIE TANG WAS MESSED UP.

682
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,813
PUNK BITCH.
SELLOUT.

683
00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:05,684
[ Trucky ]
LOOK AT HIM. DAMN, POOTIE !
GET A JOB, YOU BUM.

684
00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:10,155
GET IT TOGETHER, MAN.
POOTIE LOOKED LIKE
WHO DID IT AND RAN.

685
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,991
POOTIE TURNED
TO THE ONLY WOMAN
WHO COULD HELP HIM.

686
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:16,962
BIGGIE SHORTY.
* BIGGIE SHORTY

687
00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:22,300
* BIGGIE, BABY *

688
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:26,672
POOTIE !

689
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:30,709
AW, POOTIE.

690
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:33,879
POOR POOTIE TANG.
TIPPI TAI.

691
00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:38,116
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
MAMA'S GOT YOU.

692
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:41,319
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

693
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,123
BIGGIE SHORTY'S
GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU.

694
00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,192
DON'T YOU WORRY.

695
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,729
GONNA HAVE SEX
WITH YOU TOO, YOU KNOW.

696
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:53,364
FINALLY.

697
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,340
ARE YOU SURE YOU
GOTTA GO, POOTIE ?

698
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,309
YEAH.

699
00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,845
[ Sucks Teeth ]
THAT'S A DAMN SHAME.

700
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:10,015
YOU WERE THE BEST PIECE
OF MAN I EVER HAD.

701
00:44:10,048 --> 00:44:13,018
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
JUST STAY HERE AND LIVE
BETWEEN MY BOSOMS...

702
00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:16,855
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.

703
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:20,759
POOTIE GOTTA FLITTIE TAI,
BIGGIE SHORTY.

704
00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,394
MAN'S GOTTA DO, I SUPPOSE.

705
00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:27,365
I GUESS AS LONG AS YOU
GONE THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU
DO NO MORE COMMERCIALS.

706
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:30,936
BUT WHERE YOU GONNA GO ?

707
00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:35,841
I TELL YOU WHAT.
I GOT A LITTLE FARMHOUSE
OUTSIDE OF GREENVILLE.

708
00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:38,944
IT WAS MY MAMA'S.
IT AIN'T MUCH, BUT
NOBODY'S LIVIN' THERE.

709
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:43,782
YOU GO OUT THERE,
FIND YOURSELF,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

710
00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:46,351
BUT THEN YOU COME
BACK TO ME, OKAY ?

711
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:48,253
THAT'S A FINE TINE, BABY.

712
00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:55,060
NOW, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT
BONY ASS ONE MORE TIME
BEFORE YOU HIT THE ROAD.

713
00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:05,771
MAN, I HATES PRISON.
PRISON SUCKS.

714
00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:08,907
I RECKON
IT'S SUPPOSED TO.

715
00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,477
YOU GOT SOMETHIN'
FOR ME ?

716
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,918
OH ! OH !
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

717
00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,820
MM-HMM.
OH !

718
00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:25,991
OH, THIS SOME FINE DIRT.
THIS IS SOME GOOD DIRT.

719
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:28,426
OH !
YOU KNOW I'M
GONNA HOOK YOU UP.

720
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,428
MAN, I HATE
THESE BASTARDS.

721
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,163
THEY MAKE ME SHOWER
EVERY DAY.

722
00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:38,336
THEY NEVER LET ME GET DIRTY.
I NEED TO BE DIRTY.
I'M DIRTY DEE, DAMN IT !

723
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:40,305
DIRTY DEE.
HUH ?

724
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:45,243
YOU GONNA BE DIRTY
AGAIN SOON. I PROMISE.

725
00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:47,378
IT'S THAT POOTIE TANG.

726
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,981
IT'S THAT POOTIE TANG.
HE GOT TO BE STOPPED.

727
00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:54,519
I'M THE ONE
THAT'S GOT TO STOP HIM.
POOTIE GODDAMN TANG !

728
00:45:54,552 --> 00:45:59,357
* YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA
YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA **

729
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:02,460
THANK YOU.
[ Trucky ]
POOTIE ! POOTIE !

730
00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,062
POOTIE ! POOTIE !

731
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:07,432
[ Trucky ]
POOTIE WAS HEADED TO THE FARM.
I WANTED TO GO WITH HIM.

732
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:10,869
I WANNA GO WITH YOU, BROTHER.
'CAUSE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED
WAS ALL MY FAULT.

733
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:14,005
POOTIE, EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED, MAN,
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

734
00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:17,809
I TOLD THAT BITCH ALL ABOUT HIM.
I TOLD THIS BITCH ALL
THESE THINGS ABOUT YOU, MAN.

735
00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:20,578
SHE JUST USED IT AGAINST HIM.
AND SHE JUST USED IT
AGAINST YOU.

736
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:24,015
I WAS SORRY.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I'M SO SORRY.

737
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,616
IT WAS KILLING ME.
IT WAS KILLING ME.

738
00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:30,255
ONLY DID IT FOR THE ASS.
ONLY DID IT FOR HER ASS,
YOU UNDERSTAND.

739
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,024
THAT DERI-TERI WAS
ALL THE DINIE, HUH ?

740
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:35,961
I FELT LIKE HE SAVED MY LIFE.
POOTIE, MAN,
I JUST FEEL LIKE...

741
00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:37,829
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

742
00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:40,298
AND I MESSED HIS ALL UP.
NOW I MESSED YOURS ALL UP.

743
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:45,036
I WANTED HIM TO FORGIVE ME.
CAN YOU EVER
FORGIVE ME, MAN ?

744
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:48,139
AW, TRUCKY.

745
00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:51,076
YOU MY MAIN DAMIE, MAN.

746
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,180
AIN'T NO BAD TAMMIE
BETWEEN US.

747
00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:58,016
I WONDERED IF HE MEANT IT.
YOU MEAN IT ?

748
00:46:58,049 --> 00:47:01,920
I'M A BAINO DENNY.
I WANTED TO GO
TO THE FARM WITH HIM.

749
00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:04,522
CAN I GO TO THE FARM
WITH YOU, BROTHER ?

750
00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,324
WA-DA-TAH !

751
00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:09,094
ALL RIGHT !
ME AND POOTIE
GOING TO THE FARM !

752
00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:12,397
WHOO ! YOU KNOW,
I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD
TO THIS FARM LIFE.

753
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,300
ENOUGH OF THE CITY
FOR ME. WHOO !

754
00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:19,871
YEAH, THIS IS JUST
WHAT WE NEED, POOTIE.

755
00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:24,075
LIVE OFF THE FAT
OF THE LAND, WORK HARD.

756
00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:27,879
FARMING, FARMING, FARMING.
I CAN'T WAIT, MAN.

757
00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:29,614
I CANNOT WAIT.

758
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:33,084
WE'RE GONNA MILK THAT COW.
OOH-WHOO !

759
00:47:33,118 --> 00:47:35,086
GET ALL THAT MILK.

760
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,888
TWO PERCENT FAT FREE.

761
00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:41,226
SKIM MILK.
ALL THAT, MAN.
CHOCOLATE MILK.

762
00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:45,230
I DON'T NEED
NO TELEVISION, CAPPUCCINO,

763
00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:47,365
PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG.

764
00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:50,969
I'M WANT SOME
BLISTERS ON MY HANDS,
SOME SWEAT ON MY BACK.

765
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,138
THAT'S WHAT I WANT, POOTIE.

766
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:55,606
[ Grunts ]

767
00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,678
SHIT !

768
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:04,682
OH, MAN. MY PANTS.
OH, MAN ! MY DAMN PANTS.

769
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:09,154
ALL RIGHT.
FARMING, FARMING, FARMING.

770
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,997
[ Grunting ]

771
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:22,333
THIS IS NOT
THE THING, MAN.
THIS AIN'T COOL, MAN.

772
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,403
DIRTY SHOES,
DIRTY PANTS,

773
00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:27,973
DIRTY SHIRT,
MUSTY, STINKY.

774
00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:29,640
IT'S HOTTER THAN
A CAMEL'S HUMP OUT HERE, MAN.

775
00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:32,110
AND MOSQUITOS
ALL OVER MY SHIRT.
I CAN'T DO IT, MAN.

776
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:34,679
[ Dog Barking ]
WHOSE DOG IS THIS DOG
FOLLOWING ME AROUND ?

777
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,082
WHOSE DOG IS THAT ?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DOG THAT IS.

778
00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,717
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY'S DOG.
IT'S TOO HOT.

779
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,587
YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOT.

780
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:46,424
* RIP

781
00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:49,494
* SHO' YOU RIGHT

782
00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:53,564
* COME ON

783
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:56,201
* SHING-A-LING SHING
SHING-A-LING SHONG *

784
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,170
* SHING-A-LING SHING
SHING-A-LING SHONG *

785
00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:01,106
* SHING-A-LING SHING
SHING-A-LING SHONG **

786
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:05,343
[ Trucky ] I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE
POOTIE, BUT I WASN'T TRYING TO
HEAR ALL THAT SURVIVAL SHIT.

787
00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:08,513
OUTBACK, MY ASS.
I NEED CONVENIENCES, MAN.

788
00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:12,183
ON THE OTHER HAND,
POOTIE WAS LOVIN'
EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

789
00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:16,054
HE WAS REJUVENATED.
YOU HEAR THAT ?
REJUVENATED.

790
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,223
HE WAS "JUVENATED" BEFORE,
LOST IT...

791
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:21,659
AND GOT "JUVENATED" AGAIN.

792
00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:23,661
* THAT LASTS

793
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,031
* ALL NIGHT LONG

794
00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,133
* HOME OF THE OMINO

795
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,635
* HOME OF THE DOMINO

796
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:34,172
* HOME OF THE TWO-PIECE
AND THE PEPPER *

797
00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:37,342
AND WHEN POOTIE PLANTED
HIS FIRST CORNSTALK,

798
00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:40,078
- DAMIE.
- HE WAS HAPPY.

799
00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:43,581
TOO DAMN HAPPY, IF YOU ASK ME.
IT WAS JUST CORN.

800
00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:48,053
* I'M A SOUTHERN GIRL
* SOUTHERN GIRL

801
00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:50,755
* COUNTRY-FIED
BUT THAT WAS JUST
WHAT HE NEEDED...

802
00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:53,358
TO TAKE HIS MIND
OFF HIS TROUBLES.

803
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:55,093
ROWN ON THE CROWNY TOWN.

804
00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:58,429
* YOU SO COUNTRY, YO *

805
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,199
MORNIN'.

806
00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:06,604
HI, DADDY.
NOT NOW, STACY, HONEY.

807
00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:10,275
LISTEN. THERE'S
A NEW FELLA HERE IN TOWN.
HE'S COMING IN HERE IN A MINUTE.

808
00:50:10,308 --> 00:50:11,776
SO ?

809
00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:15,646
SO ? SO MAYBE YOU CAN
MARRY HIM, THAT'S WHAT SO.

810
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,582
AW, DADDY !

811
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:21,686
OH, COME ON.
CUT THAT SHIT OUT, STACY.

812
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,123
HERE HE COMES.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Sobbing ]

813
00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:26,691
YEAH. HEY THERE.

814
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:30,495
YOU GOT YOUR CAN
FILLED ALL RIGHT ?

815
00:50:31,162 --> 00:50:34,399
OH. THIS HERE
IS, UH, MY DAUGHTER.

816
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:37,102
STACY.

817
00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:45,410
DILLIE ON,

818
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:50,281
MY DAMIE.
[ Shrieks ]

819
00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:52,683
OH !

820
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:57,755
AND SHE'S A LOOKER,
AIN'T SHE ? HUH ?

821
00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:09,134
* OH, AH, OOH, BABY *

822
00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:13,604
AH, DIRTY DEE.

823
00:51:14,172 --> 00:51:16,141
GOD, YOU STINK.

824
00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:18,243
THANK YOU.

825
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,645
I WANNA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT POOTIE TANG.

826
00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:24,115
YOU MEAN
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE
IN MY WORLD.

827
00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:26,351
[ All Laughing ]

828
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,686
HUH ? RIGHT ?

829
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,788
WE LEARNED THAT ANYTHING
CAN BE ADDICTIVE.

830
00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:35,726
WE TOOK OUR BURGERS
AND PUMPED THEM
SO FULL OF M.S.D...

831
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,730
THAT PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN
TASTE REAL FOOD ANYMORE.

832
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:43,601
TODAY AMERICAN KIDS DON'T EAT
'CAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.

833
00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:49,574
THEY EAT 'CAUSE
THEY JUST GOTTA HAVE
ANOTHER LECTER BURGER.

834
00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:51,609
YOU SEE,
I OWN POOTIE'S NAME.

835
00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:55,280
HE'S MINE.
I DON'T NEED HIM TO SELL
MY PRODUCTS ANYMORE...

836
00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:58,483
BECAUSE I'VE GOT
THOUSANDS OF THEM
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

837
00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:04,555
I'M JUST GONNA
GIVE THEM THE CLOTHES
AND THIS TRAINING TAPE.

838
00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:07,392
AND REMEMBER, WHEN MAKING
A PUBLIC APPEARANCE,

839
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:12,363
POOTIE TANG ALWAYS
STRUTS LIKE THIS.

840
00:52:15,533 --> 00:52:22,273
NEXT WEEK WE'RE OPENING
A BRAND-NEW NATIONWIDE
CHAIN OF BURGER STANDS.

841
00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:27,312
POOTIE'S
BAD TIME BURGERS.

842
00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:30,215
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD
MESS UP OUR LITTLE PARTY...

843
00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:33,418
IS IF THE REAL POOTIE
SHOWED UP.

844
00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:36,354
BUT THAT AIN'T
GOOD ENOUGH.

845
00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:39,557
I WANT HIM DEAD.
[ Dirty Dee ]
YEAH.

846
00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:44,262
I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT BITCH
IN THE GROUND MYSELF,
BUT I AIN'T MAGICAL.

847
00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,231
I BEEN TRYIN' TO GET
THAT POOTIE FOR YEARS.

848
00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:50,268
HE DONE JAILED
OR OFFED ALL MY BOYS.
ALL I GOT LEFT IS FROGGY.

849
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:53,338
NOBODY KNOW
WHERE POOTIE'S AT.

850
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,973
I KNOW WHERE HE'S AT.

851
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,942
I GOT PEOPLE
EVERYWHERE, BABY.

852
00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:01,679
NOBODY CAN HIDE
FROM CORPORATE AMERICA.

853
00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:04,882
AND AS FAR
AS HOW TO BEAT HIM,

854
00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:09,920
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

855
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,592
[ Stacy ]
HELLO ?

856
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:17,562
HELLO ?
[ Trucky ]
UH-OH. LOOK AT THIS.

857
00:53:17,595 --> 00:53:19,997
REMEMBER HER ?
THAT'S STACY,
THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTER.

858
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:23,901
HE'S BEEN TRYING
TO GET HER ASS MARRIED
SINCE SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLD.

859
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:26,737
HELLO ?
IS ANYBODY HERE ?

860
00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,607
HELLO ?

861
00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:33,578
HELLO ?

862
00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:38,949
WHY, UM--
I-I'M SORRY. I, UH--

863
00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:47,224
WELL, I-I MADE YOU
A PIE... CAKE. UM--

864
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:53,364
D-D-DO YOU WANT
THE PIE ?

865
00:53:54,999 --> 00:53:57,435
OHH.

866
00:53:57,468 --> 00:54:03,308
I-I-I KNOW
I'M NOT PRETTY OR--

867
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:08,646
OR SEXY.
Y-Y-YOU--

868
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:15,653
YOU PROBABLY LIKE A...
SEXY GIRL, RIGHT ?

869
00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:32,803
BABY,

870
00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:38,008
I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE.

871
00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:42,279
[ Screaming ]

872
00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:47,818
[ Moaning, Grunting ]

873
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:53,491
NOW, SEE, THAT'S WHAT MAKES
POOTIE TANG A REAL HERO.

874
00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:56,327
HE CAN'T STAND BY AND SEE
A WOMAN NOT LOVIN' HERSELF.

875
00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:58,529
HE'S GONNA PUT
THE LOVE IN HER.

876
00:54:58,563 --> 00:55:01,866
NOW, ME, I SAY JUST
GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT.

877
00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:05,002
HEY, I LIKE YOUR SHOES.
HAVE YOU BEEN WORKIN' OUT ?

878
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,838
GIRL, WHAT YOU DOIN'
WITH YOUR HAIR ?

879
00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:10,741
BUT I TELL YOU WHAT,

880
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:15,980
I'M ONLY GONNA BUY
THIS HERO SHIT
BUT SO MANY TIMES.

881
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:19,684
[ Trucky ]
BACK IN THE BIG CITY,
ALL HELL WAS BREAKING LOOSE.

882
00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:22,119
I'M TALKING ABOUT
DRUG DEALIN', DRUG USIN',

883
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,822
BOOTY SHAKIN',
TOO MUCH DAMN TV,

884
00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:28,826
DRINKIN',
PEOPLE EATING TOO MUCH,
GETTIN' ALL FAT AND SLOPPY,

885
00:55:28,859 --> 00:55:32,697
FIGHTIN', KIDS OUT OF SCHOOL,
AIN'T NOBODY READIN',

886
00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:34,832
PEOPLE ACTIN'
A STRAIGHT DAMN FOOL.

887
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,901
AND CORPORATE AMERICA
WAS JUST LOVING IT.

888
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:39,604
LOOK AT THEM.
IT'S A PARTY NOW.

889
00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:43,140
SINCE HE LEFT, IT JUST CHANGED.
EVERYTHING JUST WENT BONKERS.

890
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,976
EVERYBODY LOST THEIR MIND
AND WHAT NOT.

891
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,745
POOTIE TANG,
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS.

892
00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:51,416
YOU SHOULD
COME BACK TO THE CITY,
WHERE YOU BELONG.

893
00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,855
[ Trucky ]
BACK ON THE FARM,
THE WORST HAPPENED.

894
00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:00,525
POOTIE TANG'S CORNSTALK DIED.

895
00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:02,527
AND FOR THE THIRD TIME
IN HIS LIFE,

896
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,730
POOTIE LOST THE ONLY THING
THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO HIM.

897
00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:10,535
FIRST HIS FAMILY, THEN HIS BELT,
AND NOW HIS CORN DIED.

898
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:13,037
FARM LIFE WAS
DRIVING POOTIE CRAZY.

899
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,640
HE MUST HAVE
LOST HIS DAMN MIND.
LOOK AT HIM.

900
00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:18,776
DOWN ON HIS KNEES,
CRYING OVER A PIECE OF CORN.

901
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:22,713
NOT EVEN POPCORN.
REGULAR DAMN CORN.

902
00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,749
POOTIE TANG HAD LOST ALL HOPE,

903
00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:28,653
AND IT WAS GONNA TAKE
A MIRACLE TO BRING HIM BACK.

904
00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:32,790
[ Daddy Tang ]
POOTIE.

905
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:35,826
POOTIE TANG !

906
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:47,672
UP HERE, POOTIE.

907
00:57:04,689 --> 00:57:07,625
HEY, WATCH THE LEAVES.

908
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,197
DADDY ?
YOU DAMN RIGHT
I'M YOUR DADDY.

909
00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:16,634
POOTIE, WHAT YOU DOIN'
RUNNIN' AWAY FROM
YOUR PROBLEMS ?

910
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,669
- DID I TEACH YOU LIKE THAT ?
- [ Mumbling ]

911
00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:20,671
HEY, DON'T YOU
MUMBLE, BOY !

912
00:57:20,705 --> 00:57:23,040
[ Cowbells Ringing ]
POOTIE, MY BOY.

913
00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:24,975
MAMA DI.

914
00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:28,813
POOTIE, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.

915
00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:33,784
YOU HAVE SO MUCH LOVE IN YOU,
AND YOU CAN GIVE IT LIKE A GIFT.

916
00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:37,822
YOUR FATHER
WAS WRONG TO TELL YOU
TO GUARD IT LIKE A SECRET.

917
00:57:37,855 --> 00:57:41,258
- W-W-WHAT WAS THAT ?
- SHUT YOUR MOUTH !

918
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:45,129
- WOMAN !
- YOU CORN-ASS FOOL !

919
00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:50,267
POOTIE, TEACH THE WORLD
RIGHT FROM WRONG,

920
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:53,738
BUT LOVE THE WORLD
AT THE SAME TIME.

921
00:57:53,771 --> 00:57:55,706
THAT'S THE KEY.

922
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,575
WHERE'S YOUR BELT, BOY ?

923
00:57:57,608 --> 00:57:59,577
YOU LET SOME GIRL
GET YOUR BELT.

924
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:02,212
YOU LET THE LADIES
GET YOUR BELT.

925
00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,816
I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
NOW YOU DONE LOST
ALL YOUR CONFIDENCE.

926
00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:09,053
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,
POOTIE, AIN'T NOTHING
SPECIAL ABOUT THAT BELT.

927
00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:12,022
I BOUGHT IT
AT PIGGLY WIGGLY
FOR 95 CENTS.

928
00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:14,091
YOU DON'T NEVER NEED
THAT BELT, BOY,

929
00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:16,594
'CAUSE YOU GOT
THE GOODNESS IN YOUR HEART.

930
00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:19,697
NOW YOU NEED TO GO
OUT THERE AND TAKE THAT
AND KICK SOME ASS.

931
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:23,601
[ Mumbling ]
HEY, DON'T YOU
MUMBLE, BOY !

932
00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:25,603
NOW, GO OUT THERE,
TAKE THAT GOODNESS...

933
00:58:25,636 --> 00:58:27,237
AND TEACH THE WORLD
RIGHT FROM WRONG.

934
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:30,107
NOW GIT !

935
00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,800
I, UH--

936
00:58:55,833 --> 00:59:00,037
I THINK MAYBE YOU AND ME
GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.

937
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,772
I, UH--

938
00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:06,877
I UNDERSTAND
YOU AND STACY THERE...
[ Clears Throat ]

939
00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:08,813
GOT TO KNOW
EACH OTHER, HUH ?

940
00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:11,782
[ Bell Dings ]

941
00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:19,056
HAD YOURSELF
A LITTLE TIME THERE, EH ?

942
00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:22,960
HUH ? HUH ?

943
00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:27,097
YEAH.
[ Laughing ]

944
00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:33,904
OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC !
WELL, PARTNER,

945
00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:36,707
WHEN'S THE WEDDING, HUH ?

946
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,677
HUH ?

947
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,345
[ Clicks ]

948
00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:45,082
LIKE I SAY, I SURE WOULD
BE MIGHTY PROUD...

949
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:47,818
TO HAVE YOU
FOR A SON-IN-LAW.

950
00:59:47,852 --> 00:59:49,654
**

951
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:54,925
* LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY
BOY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 'BOUT
*
[ Horn Honking ]

952
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:59,096
* STAY OUT MY WAY AND
KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH *

953
00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:02,967
** [ Continues ]

954
01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:06,603
WHAT THE HELL ?

955
01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:27,257
POOTIE TANG !
POOTIE TANG !

956
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:31,128
UH-HUH !
WHAT YOU DOIN'
WAY OUT HERE ?

957
01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:34,198
YOU KNOW THESE GUYS ?

958
01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:39,870
I COME TO CALL YOU OUT,
MAGGOT-EATIN' BITCH !

959
01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:45,743
YOU AIN'T COME ONE,
BUT MANY TINE TANIES.

960
01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:50,014
WELL, I GETS BY
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS.

961
01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:54,752
NOW, LISTEN HERE, FELLAS,
WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE HERE.

962
01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:59,323
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MOVE ON THROUGH, HUH ?

963
01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:02,026
WHAT UP, HOPALONG ?
YOU JUST BACK OFF THERE,
YOUNG MAN.

964
01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:05,830
I'M SHERIFF OF THIS HERE COUNTY.
[ Trucky ]
DAMN ! HOLD UP, HOLD UP !

965
01:01:05,863 --> 01:01:09,333
REWIND THAT. GO BACK. GO BACK.
LET ME SEE THAT ONE MORE TIME !

966
01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:11,035
I'M SHERIFF
OF THIS HERE COUNTY.

967
01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:16,306
OH ! THAT HAD TO HURT HIS ASS !
I KNOW HE'S EMBARRASSED.

968
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,876
SLAP HIM LIKE A BITCH !

969
01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:22,479
POW-YA ! OOH !
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

970
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:27,317
HE DONE MESSED AROUND AND
GOT POOTIE TANG MAD, BABY.
COME ON, POOTIE !

971
01:01:28,953 --> 01:01:31,789
QUESTION:
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU--

972
01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:35,025
WAIT ! HOLD UP !
HOLD UP, POOTIE.

973
01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:40,464
YEAH ! HAH HAH HAH !
CAPA-TOWN, MY ASS !

974
01:01:40,497 --> 01:01:45,069
OH, YOU NOT SO BAD
NOW, ARE YOU ?

975
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,499
HUH ?

976
01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,472
YEAH.

977
01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:31,281
[ Belt Hissing ]

978
01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:39,423
* MAKE 'EM SAY UGH, UGH

979
01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:42,026
* NA-NA NA-NA
NA-NA NA-NA *

980
01:02:42,059 --> 01:02:44,862
* MAKE 'EM SAY UGH
UGH, UGH, UGH *

981
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,431
* UGH, UGH, UGH
UGH, UGH, UGH *

982
01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,967
* MAKE 'EM SAY UGH *

983
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,370
UGH, UGH.

984
01:02:57,574 --> 01:03:00,110
GUESS YOU, UM,

985
01:03:00,144 --> 01:03:02,379
SLAPPED HIM LIKE
A BITCH, HUH ?

986
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:06,283
[ Chuckling ]
YEAH.

987
01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,552
NOW,

988
01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:11,288
[ Clicks ]
LIKE I WAS SAYIN'--

989
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:17,561
* I WANNA BE YOUR MAN
* I WANNA BE YOUR MAN

990
01:03:17,594 --> 01:03:24,034
* I WANNA BE YOUR MAN
* YES, I DO

991
01:03:24,068 --> 01:03:26,136
[ Horn Honking ]

992
01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:28,138
* I WANNA BE YOUR MAN *

993
01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:30,507
[ Trucky ]
I WAS SEARCHING FOR POOTIE
HIGH AND LOW,

994
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:32,109
THEN I FINALLY REMEMBERED
HE WAS AT THE FARM.

995
01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:35,245
ALL THIS TIME I HAD BEEN
TALKING ABOUT THE FARM.
[ Horn Honks ]

996
01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:38,615
HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET
HE WAS AT THE DAMN FARM ?

997
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:41,886
ANYWAY, I GOT THERE
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.

998
01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:44,521
OH, POOTIE, YOU GOT
TO COME BACK TO THE CITY...

999
01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:47,057
RIGHT NOW.
WHAT'S THE DABBLE, DI ?

1000
01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:49,393
HEY, THERE'S A WEDDING
GOING ON HERE.

1001
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:51,862
MAN, THEY ARE USING
YOUR FACE, MAN.

1002
01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:54,899
THEY'RE MAKING YOU
SELL THESE PRODUCTS, MAN,
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE.

1003
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,934
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
CIGARETTES, MAN.

1004
01:03:56,967 --> 01:04:00,437
AND LOOK. MALT LIQUOR ?
POOTIE TANG MALT LIQUOR ?

1005
01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:02,940
THEY GOT ALL THESE
POOTIE-ALIKES, MAN.

1006
01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:05,342
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?
HAWKIN' ALL THIS SHIT.

1007
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,077
AND EVERYBODY THINKS
IT'S YOU, MAN, REALLY.

1008
01:04:07,111 --> 01:04:11,115
COME BACK TO THE CITY
AND LET EVERYBODY
KNOW THE TRUTH, MAN.

1009
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,984
COME ON !

1010
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:27,164
ALL RIGHT, POOTIE TANG !
WHOO !

1011
01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:33,938
OH, HO HO HO !
I AIN'T THE MARRYING TYPE.

1012
01:04:33,971 --> 01:04:38,075
I DON'T MAKE MY BED.
I LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP
ALL THE TIME.

1013
01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:39,977
I'M A SINGLE--

1014
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:44,181
OH, BUT SHE IS
A LOVELY LADY THOUGH.

1015
01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:57,294
POOTIE TANG AND I ARE THRILLED
TO BE OPENING THIS,

1016
01:04:57,327 --> 01:05:02,666
THE FIRST POOTIE TANG
BAD TIME BURGER RESTAURANT.

1017
01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:06,303
RIGHT, POOTIE ?
SA DA TAY.

1018
01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:08,705
SA DA TAY. GOT THAT ?

1019
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:13,477
THAT AIN'T POOTIE TANG.
THAT'S DOODIE TANG.

1020
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:15,479
YOU KNOW, THAT AIN'T
POOTIE TANG NEITHER.

1021
01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:17,481
I KNOW IT AIN'T
POOTIE TANG !

1022
01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:19,516
I KNOW IT AIN'T
POOTIE TANG !

1023
01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:22,119
I JUST SAID
IT AIN'T POOTIE TANG !

1024
01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:25,022
IT'S DOODIE TANG !
SHUT UP !

1025
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:27,958
SEPATOWN, TIPI TAIS.

1026
01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:29,626
THERE YOU GO.
SEPATOWN, TIPI TAIS.

1027
01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:32,997
[ Tires Screeching ]

1028
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,632
OH, CHRIST.

1029
01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,268
[ Woman ]
HEY, THAT'S POOTIE TANG.

1030
01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:40,037
WA-DA-TAH.

1031
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:42,306
DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.
THAT'S NOBODY.

1032
01:05:42,339 --> 01:05:45,042
THIS IS POOTIE TANG HERE.

1033
01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:47,744
YES. I'M POOTIE.

1034
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:51,115
NOW, CLAP IT UP, MY HAMMIES.

1035
01:05:51,148 --> 01:05:54,985
RINATINE, MY AMERICA.

1036
01:05:55,019 --> 01:05:59,656
COOLA MAY, MY CA--

1037
01:06:02,226 --> 01:06:03,760
[ Feedback ]

1038
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,196
YOU THINK YOU'VE
SOLVED THE PROBLEM ?

1039
01:06:06,230 --> 01:06:08,065
WELL, GUESS AGAIN.

1040
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,967
[ Whistles ]

1041
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:19,076
SEE, I GOT MORE POOTIES
THAN YOU, POOTIE.

1042
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,086
YOU'RE NOT ONLY LATE,
BUT YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED.

1043
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:32,289
AND BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
THERE'LL BE SO MANY
POOTIES OUT THERE,

1044
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,258
YOU WON'T MATTER.

1045
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,992
HA !

1046
01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:43,167
HE AIN'T ALONE,
MR. RICH MAN.
I'M HERE TOO.

1047
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:47,003
WA-DA-TAH !

1048
01:06:50,407 --> 01:06:53,777
YEAH, BABY. COME ON.

1049
01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,752
COME ON.

1050
01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,490
BITCH !

1051
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:12,429
[ Cheering ]
POOTIE ! POOTIE !

1052
01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:24,808
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

1053
01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:31,748
YOU LOOKIN' AT MY ASS ?

1054
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:14,224
UH-HUH. YOU BASTARDS
AIN'T GOING ANYPLACE !

1055
01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:22,232
BYE-BYE, BAD TIME !

1056
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:34,211
ALL RIGHT !
I GOT 'EM, POOTIE !

1057
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:36,880
CAPACHOW.

1058
01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:39,716
YEA ! YEAH !
POOTIE !

1059
01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:43,720
POOTIE TANG IS BACK !
POOTIE TANG !

1060
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:47,724
[ Belt Cracking ]
NO, NO !
NO, POOTIE, NO !

1061
01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,360
I GOT TO SAY THE NAY-NO,
MY BROTHER.

1062
01:08:50,394 --> 01:08:54,564
[ Groaning ]

1063
01:08:55,865 --> 01:08:57,934
WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW,
POOTIE ?

1064
01:08:57,967 --> 01:09:01,471
WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED.
YEAH.

1065
01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:04,674
[ Crowd Cheering ]
[ Trucky ]
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT WENT
DOWN.

1066
01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:08,678
POOTIE TANG GOT HIS MAN,
AND BIGGIE SHORTY GOT HER MAN.

1067
01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:11,948
BUT NOT BEFORE SHE HANDLED
ONE LITTLE PIECE OF BUSINESS.

1068
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:14,684
[ Doorbell Rings ]

1069
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:22,826
OH, HI.

1070
01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:42,979
MAN, IT IS HOT TODAY !

1071
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:46,950
OOH, IT'S HOT OUT HERE, MAN.
IT IS HOT TODAY !

1072
01:09:46,983 --> 01:09:49,853
YOU KNOW, IT'S HOT OUT.

1073
01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,689
YEAH, I JUST SAID THAT.
I SAID IT'S HOT OUT HERE, MAN.

1074
01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:55,659
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
IT'S HOT TOO.

1075
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:59,829
YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I SAID IT, MAN !
IT IS HOT OUT HERE !

1076
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:02,732
I KNOW. I'M JUST
SAYING IT'S HOT TOO.

1077
01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:09,239
AND AS FOR ME, TRUCKY--

1078
01:10:09,273 --> 01:10:11,741
OH, SHIT ! MY LASAGNA !
WHAT ?

1079
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:13,577
OH, GODDAMN IT, TRUCKY !

1080
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,745
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BURNED
THAT LASAGNA AGAIN !

1081
01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:18,582
WHO I LOOK LIKE ?
I'M NOT CHEF BOYARDEE !

1082
01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:22,752
YOU'VE BEEN BURNING THINGS
SINCE THE DAY--

1083
01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:26,523
YOU KNOW, THAT IS THE LONGEST
DAMN MOVIE CLIP I'VE EVER SEEN.

1084
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,325
BUT THEN AGAIN,
YOU'RE POOTIE TANG.

1085
01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,460
WELL, SA DA TAY.

1086
01:10:30,494 --> 01:10:32,962
EXACTLY. POOTIE TANG,
IT'S BEEN BIDDIE
HAVING YOU BY.

1087
01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:36,833
AH, BOB, I DABE BA SAMIE,
MY BROTHER.

1088
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:39,669
COLE ME ON THE PANNY STY.

1089
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,739
I'M SORRY.
WHAT WAS THAT ?

1090
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:47,477
COLE-- COLE ME
ON THE PANNY STY.

1091
01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,714
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

1092
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:56,586
COLE ME DOWN
ON THE PANNY STY ?

1093
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,756
OH, COLE ME DOWN
ON THE PANNY STY !

1094
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:04,294
ALL RIGHT ! THANK YOU,
POOTIE TANG, THANK YOU !
YEAH, BABY, YEAH !

1095
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:11,768
HEY, POOTIE TANG, POOTIE TANG,
POOTIE TANG, POOTIE TANG !

1096
01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:14,371
OH, I LOVE HIM !
I LOVE POOTIE TANG !

1097
01:11:14,404 --> 01:11:17,040
OH ! OH !
POOTIE ! POOTIE !

1098
01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:19,343
OH, HE'S SO SEXY !
HE'S SO SEXY !

1099
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:22,979
I LOVE POOTIE !
AAH ! POOTIE !

1100
01:11:23,012 --> 01:11:25,782
OH, POOTIE !
OH, POOTIE TANG !

1101
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:28,818
OH, POOTIE TANG !
AAH ! AAH !

1102
01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:30,954
OH, I LOVE YOU, POOTIE !

1103
01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:33,557
AAH !
[ Man ]
CUT !

1104
01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:36,025
** [ Instrumental ]
POOTIE TANG GOT
THREE GOLD RECORDS.

1105
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:40,564
POOTIE GET ALL THE GRAMMIES
BECAUSE HE'S POOTIE TANG.
YES, HE'S TERRIFIC.

1106
01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:43,367
I DON'T THINK HE'S SO GREAT.

1107
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,970
[ Music Stops ]

1108
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,473
UH-OH. UH-OH, GIRL.

1109
01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:51,708
UH-OH, NOW.
POOTIE'S GOT YOU NOW.

1110
01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:55,412
HA HA ! POOTIE ABOUT TO MAKE
RESERVATIONS ON YOU NOW, GIRL !

1111
01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:58,548
OH, GIRL,
THE RED PHONE IS BLINKIN' !

1112
01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:02,419
IT'S OVER FOR YOU NOW, BABY.
IT'S OVER NOW FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW IT'S OVER, GIRL !

1113
01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:05,422
HE DONE GOT YOU
IN THE RADAR, BABY.
POOTIE GOT YOU NOW, GIRL !

1114
01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:07,691
WHOO !
RED PHONE RINGIN', BABY !

1115
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:11,595
RED PHONE RINGIN'.
RED PHONE-- OW !

1116
01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:15,399
MAN'S GOTTA DO, I SUPPOSE.

1117
01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:18,702
I GUESS AS LONG AS YOU GONE,
THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU DO
NO MORE MOVIES.

1118
01:12:18,735 --> 01:12:22,772
OH ! NO MORE MOVIES.
[ Man ]
LET'S DO THAT LINE AGAIN.

1119
01:12:22,806 --> 01:12:26,543
I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE.

1120
01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:34,117
[ Screaming ]

1121
01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:41,591
**

1122
01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:46,896
* I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE *

1123
01:12:49,799 --> 01:12:54,938
WE DON'T LIKE NO TROUBLE
AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW.

1124
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:57,774
IT'S A QUIET TOWN.

1125
01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:01,678
YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT THOUGH.

1126
01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:05,615
A LITTLE WEIRD THOUGH,
AIN'T YA ?

1127
01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:08,885
THAT'S MY PANNY, DI.

1128
01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:11,621
WELL,

1129
01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:13,590
I SUPPOSE SO.

1130
01:13:13,623 --> 01:13:17,561
YEAH, BABY,
IT'S TIME TO GET DIRTY !

1131
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:19,563
YEAH !
* LOW-DOWN AND DIRTY

1132
01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:23,166
* BOY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M 'BOUT *

1133
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:26,836
* STAY OUR MY WAY AND
KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH *

1134
01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:29,606
* 'CAUSE I'M LOW-DOWN, DIRTY
OUT-FIST YA EARLY *

1135
01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:32,476
* STAY UP EARLY
TO CATCH THE WORM *

1136
01:13:32,509 --> 01:13:34,077
* NOW, YOU CAN SLIP IF YOU WANN
LET ME GET YOU ON THE CORNER *

1137
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:37,514
* BELIEVE ME, YOU RECEIVIN'
SOME BODILY HARM **

1138
01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:40,149
YEAH.

1139
01:13:40,183 --> 01:13:43,119
I CAN'T HEAR A WORD
YOU'RE SAYING 'CAUSE I
GOT EARPLUGS IN, MY MAN.

1140
01:13:43,152 --> 01:13:45,522
BUT I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHIN'.
YEAH !

1141
01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:48,792
[ Man ]
BOOM ! THAT'S IT.
AND EVERYBODY RUN AWAY !

1142
01:13:48,825 --> 01:13:52,095
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN !

1143
01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:57,033
NO, POOTIE STAYS !
[ Crew Laughing ]

1144
01:13:57,634 --> 01:14:00,036
[ Crew Cheering ]

1145
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:05,675
**

1146
01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:08,612
* SEE, RIGHT ABOUT NOW
IT'S GOING DOWN LIKE THIS *

1147
01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:11,247
* LITTLE J, BABY
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

1148
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,683
* POOTIE TANG, BABY
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

1149
01:14:13,717 --> 01:14:17,020
* MOTOWN, BABY
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *

1150
01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:20,123
* HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
* I'M GONNA GET THINGS MY WAY

1151
01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:22,526
* 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT
IN THE RIGHT WAY *

1152
01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:25,962
* 0-7-365 DAYS
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *

1153
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,698
* AND Y'ALL SING HIS NAME
* LITTLE J

1154
01:14:28,732 --> 01:14:31,200
* GIRL, SING HIS NAME
* LITTLE J

1155
01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:34,103
* GIRL, SING HIS NAME
* LITTLE J

1156
01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:36,840
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA *

1157
01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:40,810
* LITTLE J *

1158
01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:44,548
I'M GONNA SINE YOUR KITTY
ON THE SEPATIME.

1159
01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,617
**
[ Belt Cracks ]

1160
01:14:51,755 --> 01:14:53,623
* WHOA, POOTIE TANG

1161
01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:55,859
* YOU GONNA SINE THAT PITTY
POOTIE TANG *

1162
01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:58,194
* YOU GOTTA SINE THAT PITTY
POOTIE TANG *

1163
01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:02,699
* YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA
YOU GONNA, YOU GOTTA *

1164
01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:08,037
[ Pootie Tang ]
I'M GONNA SINE YOUR PITTY
ON THE RUNNY KINE.

1165
01:15:10,039 --> 01:15:12,609
* POOTIE TANG GONNA
LOVE THE LADIES *

1166
01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,878
* POOTIE TANG GONNA
SABE HIS DAMIES *

1167
01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:17,113
* POOTIE TANG, BE CAREFUL
THE CHILDREN *

1168
01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:19,215
* POOTIE TANG GONNA
DAI ON THE DILDREN *

1169
01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,918
* POOTIE TANG GONNA
HE GONNA, HE GOTTA *

1170
01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:25,054
* HE GOTTA

1171
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:31,795
* WHOA, IF YOU'RE
SELLIN' DRUGS *

1172
01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:35,064
BABY, I'M GONNA SINE
YOUR PITTY...

1173
01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:37,801
ON THE RUNNY...

1174
01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:39,803
KINE.

1175
01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:41,805
MAN ! POOTIE
DONE DID IT AGAIN !

1176
01:15:41,838 --> 01:15:43,773
* OHH

1177
01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:45,975
7-0-2.

1178
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:47,777
* OH, OH, OH

1179
01:15:47,811 --> 01:15:53,650
* OH, OH, OH
WHOA, OH, OH, OH *

1180
01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:56,352
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1181
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:59,656
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1182
01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:02,125
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1183
01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:05,161
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1184
01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:08,064
* POOTIE IS
A SHOT-CALLIN' PLAYER
STACKIN' NOTHIN' BUT PAPERS *

1185
01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:11,134
* HE GETS HIS MACK ON
WITH FLAVOR *
* ALWAYS PLAYIN'

1186
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:14,671
* WHEN HE GOES OUT
KICKIN' AND CLUBBIN' OR
WHEN HE'S WITH B.B BUMPIN' *

1187
01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:17,340
* HE KNOWS THE LADIES
THEY LOVE HIM *
* POOTIE TANGIN'

1188
01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:20,810
* AND HE'S GOT THIS
LOOK IN HIS EYES LIKE
I'M HIS NUMBER ONE PRIZE *

1189
01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:23,680
* AND YET STILL HE
MAINTAINS COMPOSURE *

1190
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:26,683
* SO WHEN
YOU'RE DOIN' YOUR THING
DO IT LIKE POOTIE TANG *

1191
01:16:26,716 --> 01:16:29,653
* HE HANGS FOR SOME TIME
WE GET TO KNOW YA *

1192
01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,221
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1193
01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:35,391
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1194
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:38,628
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1195
01:16:38,662 --> 01:16:41,665
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1196
01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:43,933
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1197
01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:47,637
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1198
01:16:47,671 --> 01:16:50,339
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1199
01:16:50,373 --> 01:16:53,643
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1200
01:16:53,677 --> 01:16:55,111
* POOTIE, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION *

1201
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,180
* YOU SPEAKIN'
WHAT YOU BE FEELIN' *

1202
01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,683
* AND NOW YOU GOT ME
I'M WILLIN' *

1203
01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:01,885
* WANNA BREATHE THE AIR
THAT YOU'RE BREATHIN' *

1204
01:17:01,918 --> 01:17:05,722
* SHALL WE TELL YOU THE REASON
I THINK I'M WHAT
YOU BE NEEDIN' *

1205
01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:08,992
* COME ON, BABY
LET'S TAKE A RIDE
JUST WANNA BE BY YOUR SIDE *

1206
01:17:09,025 --> 01:17:11,961
* GOT A FEELING LIKE
IT'S MY DUTY *

1207
01:17:11,995 --> 01:17:15,064
* TO LET YOU SHARE MY WORLD
JUST WANNA BE YOUR GIRL *

1208
01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:18,001
* 'CAUSE I LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE TANGIN', POOTIE *

1209
01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:20,904
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1210
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:24,040
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1211
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,810
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1212
01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:30,279
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1213
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:32,716
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1214
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:35,985
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1215
01:17:36,019 --> 01:17:38,454
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1216
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:44,227
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1217
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:47,196
* HEY

1218
01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:54,971
* OOH OHH

1219
01:17:56,205 --> 01:17:58,441
* OOH

1220
01:17:58,474 --> 01:18:01,778
* BOY, YOU KILL ME

1221
01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:06,315
* OOH, HE'S POOTIE TANGIN'

1222
01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,852
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1223
01:18:08,885 --> 01:18:11,454
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1224
01:18:11,487 --> 01:18:14,157
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1225
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:18,394
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1226
01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:20,096
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1227
01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:23,933
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1228
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:26,435
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1229
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:33,109
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1230
01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:44,353
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1231
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:48,091
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1232
01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:50,359
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1233
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:53,429
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1234
01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:56,165
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1235
01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:59,502
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1236
01:18:59,535 --> 01:19:02,171
* IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE POOTIE TANGIN' *

1237
01:19:02,205 --> 01:19:07,110
* ON THE DANCE FLOOR
SHAKE YOUR THING
IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT *

1238
01:19:07,143 --> 01:19:08,912
CAPACHOW.

1239
01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:12,115
SEPATIME.
WA-DA-TAH.

1240
01:19:12,148 --> 01:19:14,784
YEAH, BABY.

1241
01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,593
SA DA TAY.