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<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <title>Dad Jokes</title> <style> body { font-family: Arial, sans-serif; background-color: #f7f7f7; } h1 { font-size: 36px; text-align: center; margin-top: 50px; } .container { max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 20px; background-color: #fff; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); } .joke { margin: 20px 0; padding: 20px; background-color: #f1f1f1; border-radius: 5px; box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1); font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.5; text-align: center; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Dad Jokes</h1> <div class="container"> <div class="joke"> Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up! </div> <div class="joke"> Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! </div> <div class="joke"> Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! </div> <div class="joke"> Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! </div> <div class="joke"> Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! </div> <div class="joke"> Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels! </div> <div class="joke"> Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words! </div> <div class="joke"> What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!" </div> <div class="joke"> Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! </div> <div class="joke"> Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! </div> </div> </body> </html>
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