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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
	<meta charset="UTF-8">
	<title>Dad Jokes</title>
	<style>
		body {
			font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
			background-color: #f7f7f7;
		}
		h1 {
			font-size: 36px;
			text-align: center;
			margin-top: 50px;
		}
		.container {
			max-width: 800px;
			margin: 0 auto;
			padding: 20px;
			background-color: #fff;
			border-radius: 5px;
			box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
		}
		.joke {
			margin: 20px 0;
			padding: 20px;
			background-color: #f1f1f1;
			border-radius: 5px;
			box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
			font-size: 18px;
			line-height: 1.5;
			text-align: center;
		}
	</style>
</head>
<body>
	<h1>Dad Jokes</h1>
	<div class="container">
		<div class="joke">
			Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
		</div>
		<div class="joke">
			Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
		</div>
	</div>
</body>
</html>