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<title>Dad Jokes</title>
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body {
font-family: Arial, sans-serif;
background-color: #f7f7f7;
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h1 {
font-size: 36px;
text-align: center;
margin-top: 50px;
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max-width: 800px;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 20px;
background-color: #fff;
border-radius: 5px;
box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
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margin: 20px 0;
padding: 20px;
background-color: #f1f1f1;
border-radius: 5px;
box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);
font-size: 18px;
line-height: 1.5;
text-align: center;
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<h1>Dad Jokes</h1>
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<div class="joke">
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
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